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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Weird Cat

As I write this, my cat Calamity is enthusiastically and single-mindedly licking a stick of deoderant (closed) Tyson left on my desk this morning.

4 comments:

k said...

Actually, I'm quite sure it is the first time I've heard this...

Anonymous said...

Did you cover it with honey roasted peanut butter? That would make ME lick a deoderant stick. Well, that and boredom.

k said...

If you lick the deodorant stick without the lid on it, it makes your tongue fuzzy. Or, so I hear... Tyson?

Tyson said...

I can't remember ever licking a deoderant stick, but my memory's not what it used to be...
But I did know a guy once who, in an effort to be "sexy," licked up this girl up her side from her hip all the way to her armpit, where he got a mouthful of aluminum dioxide... He tried to act like it didn't affect him, but you could see him making faces like Jim Carey in Pet Detective when he got a mouthful of dander.