So the reason I haven't updated lately is because a) I was in San Diego for a week and internet access was ten bucks a day, and b) I am a really, really boring person. I mean, it's one thing when I'm left alone to stew in my own juices for a month, but this is different. While Tyson was gone, I was SO bored I HAD to find something to do, and posting inanities on my blog killed about an hour a day. Now I'm only about 80% saturated with boredom, not quite to the point of prolific blog-writing desperation. It's like how they give ADHD kids stimulants like Ritalin; you'd think they would act even crazier, but eventually they get so hopped up it like fries their circuitry and everything.
Anyway, there it is: I am bored and boring.
But now I am bored, boring, and 27.