From my Facebook news feed:
________ took the What Does Jesus Think of You? quiz and the result is Jesus thinks you're a selfish bitch.
Jesus thinks you're a selfish bitch. All you do is shop, eat, and complain. Jesus is not asking you to join the Peace Corps or anything, He just thinks you should stop being such a twat and look out for your fellow man a bit.
This was seriously the funniest thing I have read in a long time, and I have been grading a lot of papers lately.