Not the first time you've heard this, I'm sure
Actually, I'm quite sure it is the first time I've heard this...
Did you cover it with honey roasted peanut butter? That would make ME lick a deoderant stick. Well, that and boredom.
If you lick the deodorant stick without the lid on it, it makes your tongue fuzzy. Or, so I hear... Tyson?
I can't remember ever licking a deoderant stick, but my memory's not what it used to be...But I did know a guy once who, in an effort to be "sexy," licked up this girl up her side from her hip all the way to her armpit, where he got a mouthful of aluminum dioxide... He tried to act like it didn't affect him, but you could see him making faces like Jim Carey in Pet Detective when he got a mouthful of dander.
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