Today I woke up and just couldn't take it any more.
I took a long look in the mirror, poked at a few blemishes cropping up under my jawline.
Made alternating "fat belly/skinny belly" poses.
Tried to get my hair to lay down with some water and hair gel.
Examined the freakishly large, colorless mole in my hairline.
Tried to determine if the "extra whitening" toothpaste I've been using is really working.
Leaned over the toilet bowl...
And shaved my head.
I haven't seen my natural color (except growing in at the bottom of another color) in more than 10 years. It's nicer than I remembered.